Carpenters In The Forehead/  RED ALERT:  Appindie On Life Support

 

All the messages knocking around in me noggin are sending the same signals of a moribund condition that has gripped Appindie.

 

Being intimately familiar with the care of both critical patients and Appindie puts me in a position to raise the flag of a RED ALERT for an endeavor that has started to show ominous EKG changes:

 

 

Investigation is underway to determine the root cause of this malady, and given the nature of the beast, all symptoms point to a virus, as what else would be the likely culprit besieging an internet newspaper?

 

The transcription-RNA of this potentially lethal organism is known to induce an inertia that can be rapidly fatal, and the only double-blind, peer-reviewed hope for a cure comes in the form of community life-support.  We’re talking 911 here, and if help doesn’t show up pretty soon, our patient’s EKG will soon be looking like this:

 

 

 

Lend an ear, Dear Readers, and hear the distress from this Mayday alert, for if you listen carefully, you will perceive emanating from cyberspace a cry in the wilds of western Maryland (or "in the middle of nowhere," according to the Washington Post) which says:  Transfusions of participation are of the utmost need; all blood types accepted.  This message goes out to anyone with an interest in providing some rejuvenating resuscitation.

 

 

Every once in a while everyone needs some help in keeping on track, so get in touch and join forces to prevent a breakneck crash off the bridge.   Hop on the train and roll into action.  Appindie will surely benefit from your joining in on this venture.  Simply click on Contact Us below or send an e-mail to This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it or the editor at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it .