Breaking news, south of the border at 9 degrees latitude.
(Rated R: Parental supervision advised due to adult content with sexual innuendo.)
This news flash was just received from your friend and mine, Guy Noir-wannabe, as he traveled with another Gringo private eye on a surreptitious sojourn south of the border. The purpose? To validate an item reported to be worth perhaps millions of dollars on the auction block.
No one is fessing up as to who is the deep pockets behind this momentous investigation, but you can bet your bottom dollar that the finding of a stolen Renoir painting that has been recently discovered at a neighborhood flea market in West Virginia will pale beside the value that a slender cylindrical specimen will likely fetch at ...