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Carpenters In The Forehead/ A Malady Endemic In The Tri-State Area PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Jeff Davis   
Wednesday, 29 June 2011 10:03
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Carpenters In The Forehead/   A Malady Endemic In The Tri-state Area

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After thorough review of case-studies in the Tri-State area, I am pleased to announce the discovery of the underlying etiology of a common malady found in our community, right here in own backyard.  Known as the Secular-Madness virus, this microbe is quite prevalent in our local population, causing people to exhibit paranoid-type feelings of persecution, thought processes that are illogical, and an uncontrollable urge to promote Christianity in government.  This virus has been isolated and found to be running rampant with 100% penetration in the Conservative Tea Party Caucus.

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Ode To The Colorado PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Jeff Davis   
Tuesday, 21 June 2011 12:11

Ode to The Colorado     Lava_jeff__chuck

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Last Updated on Tuesday, 21 June 2011 12:12
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A Father's Day walk, to forever & beyond PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Richard Kerns   
Saturday, 18 June 2011 08:33

A Father's Day walk, to forever & beyond

(As published 6-18-11 in the News-Tribune, Keyser, W.Va. (newstribune.info), where Richard Kerns is a reporter, and writes a weekly column)

 

It’s a five this year, like zero somehow rendered especially momentous among the other eight digits that count our calendar laps.
Thus did I feel compelled to announce to Michael the Sports Guy, in laying out the weather-page birthday cake at the News-Trib this Sunday past, that two lasses of some renown would mark an auspicious anniversary the next day.
dickThe Boy was again on hand for Sunday chores -- inheriting a bit of his mother’s predilection for pain I suppose -- and upon said declaration, challenged me as to the years forward from the one just mentioned, 1986.
I’m not good at ...

Last Updated on Saturday, 18 June 2011 09:08
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Carpenters In The Forehead/ For Men Only: A Tweeting Guide For Ending Male Stupidity PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Jeff Davis   
Monday, 13 June 2011 11:10

Carpenter_2     Carpenters In The Forehead/  For Men Only:  A Tweeting Guide For Ending Male Stupidity

This guide is directed to those of the male gender who persist in believing that pictures of their crotches are the way to make an impression on women.

Last Updated on Monday, 13 June 2011 11:43
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Carpenters In The Forehead/ Group Seeking Saint, The Final Installment PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Jeff Davis   
Tuesday, 07 June 2011 16:55

Carpenters In The Forehead/

Group Seeking Saint, Part 7…..The Final Installment

Attention Appindie Readers:  NEWS FLASH!!

Sewer_smoke     sewer_cover      At the crack of dawn today, communiqués were simultaneously released, one from the Vatican, the other from your intrepid private investigator extraordinaire, Mr. Guy Noir-wannabe, the gentleman who has been in the Cumberland area on a steadfast search for the perfect group in need of the next-to-be Roman Catholic Saint.  A Saint to intercede for them in speaking to God; a soul to protect them from danger.

It was a momentous climax to an arduous and often frustrating quest.  It was quite a feeling of exhilaration to be with Mr. Noir-wannabe when he literally stumbled upon a sign ...

Last Updated on Tuesday, 14 June 2011 13:01
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